Spoiler alert: None of them are Devil Without a Cause

French marching band performs renditions of Get Lucky”, “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”, and “One More Time”.

“I’ll keep doing what I do best, which is being a voice for tax paying, hardworking AMERICANS.”

It may be a marketing ploy — or, we’re royally fucked.

Celebrities like Kathy Griffin and Johnny Depp need to wise up or shut up.

“I thought it would be better to cut out the middle man and just tell the Russians myself.”

Philia: Artists Rise Against Islamophobia will also be supported with a nationwide tour.

Surprisingly, the culprit was a fellow Republican Senator.

After its own controversy earlier this year, the festival intends to “fight discriminatory legislation.”

He was inspired to run by the campaign of former presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders.

“DEDICATED TO MY HARDCORE FANS THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNFALTERING DEDICATION AND SUPPORT.”