Mary-Louise Parker will star and executive produce.
Director Mike Flanagan returns to The Overlook Hotel with emotional results.
“What’s your favorite scary movie?”
There are other tricks and treats inside.
The Newton Brothers are all work and no play here.
Even so, it’s probably best to finally terminate this franchise.
To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes they come back … and often they suck.
You want ships? We got ships.
Do you hate flying? Are you terrified of dogs? Do you loathe spiders? Fear no more!
Everyone’s entitled to three good scares, no?
“I’m ecstatic to announce our imminent return to Quick Stop!”
The Halloweenies hike over to Camp Crystal Lake to review this 2003 blockbuster.