“I guess that’s all the Whites can hope for these days.”
“I’m sorry, but is anybody else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish like very, very softly?”
“She’s kinda like Eric Cartman only with the ability to follow through.”
“Good people make bad decisions every day.”
“The whole town really is on a witch pursuit thing.”
“Hey, we’re adorable children trying to bring sunshine into your lives.”
Plus, the boys sing barbershop quartet versions of Nirvana’s “Rape Me”; Cypress Hill’s “Insane in the Membrane”; and Kelis’ “Milkshake”.
“We’re Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.”
“You can just wipe that indigenous look off your face.”
In which Kanye’s “gay fish” character tries to get his mother fish into heaven.
“They’re all going to think we agree with the president!”
The VMAs-inspired performance included a black hoodie and closing monologue.