The Texas Senator previously dissed her in an attempt to glorify Gina Carano’s character Cara Dune.
The event was organized after Cruz’s ill-conceived trip to Mexico during the Texas energy crisis, because “No one should go to Cancún and not listen to Mariachi.”
28 years ago, Mayor Quimby took a similar vacation amidst crisis.
The stoner comedian keeps finding new, creative ways to tell the Texas senator to eat shit.
Republican Senator from Texas is worried “pedophiles across the world” will abuse the film.
The world would be better off if leaders looked up to Springfield’s finest
Texas’s junior senator refers to Sesame Street as “endless propaganda.”
Texas’ junior senator offers to sponsor a fight between the Hellboy actor and Congressman Jim Jordan.
Reznor and Cruz have been publicly feuding since 2018.
Carrey’s painting depicts the late-term abortion of Alabama governor Kay Ivey.
Jimmy Kimmel called upon the deities to ask about a Satanic statue.
Senator says he never asked to be on Nine Inch Nails’ guest list, but he would’ve drank all their beer.