“I guess that’s all the Whites can hope for these days.”
“I’m sorry, but is anybody else hearing Hootie and the Blowfish like very, very softly?”
“She’s kinda like Eric Cartman only with the ability to follow through.”
“The whole town really is on a witch pursuit thing.”
“Hey, we’re adorable children trying to bring sunshine into your lives.”
“We’re Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein.”
“You can just wipe that indigenous look off your face.”
“They’re all going to think we agree with the president!”
“You’re talking about tearing down the foundation of everything I know.”
Celebrating 20 seasons of trapper keepers, anal probes, and Barbra Streisand.
The similarities between Eric Cartman and the current president are both striking and terrifying.
Illumination’s latest exercise in candy-colored branding is a tolerable return to form.